"How To Ride an Ostrich" is one of my stand-up routines published as a children's book. You can read it or click on the audio link and follow along to my live stand-up rendition of the story. Same words, just me performing it live. Due to the lockdowns during 2020, I even had time to illustrate it myself, which is why it kind of looks like I illustrated it myself! "How To Ride an Ostrich" is published as a beautiful full color 10x10 inch hardback.